Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Too Sexy for 501c3 Rant #301
What in the hell has been going on with the Oscar Grant movement?
And I am not talking about the infamous “Violence is Not Justice” PSA that Youth Uprising put out (but that was pretty fucking bad).
I’m talking about the patriarchy.
Yes, I said it.
There is something eerily similar about the type of patriarchy that has emerged in the Grant movement to what has been coined “disaster patriarchy.” It’s like a mix of opportunism with a we-have-no-time-to-focus-on-women’s-liberation-we-are-in-a-state-of-emergency! madness. Shall we call it "riot patriarchy"? “rebellion patriarchy”? “emergency patriarchy?” Either way, the endless bombardment of machismo is just embarrassing. It makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little.
The rush of testosterone that fills the crowd when the riot police move in terrifies, fascinated and humiliates me. I am humiliated to be part of a movement with such bravado. I don’t know how to describe it really. It reminds me so much of the organizing that went down after Katrina….
I really wanted to punch a guy in the face that grabbed me during the last demo but how could I do that when 20,000 members of law enforcement are just waiting for an excuse to pounce? Don’t get me wrong, Too Sexy for 501c3 does not endorse nor participate in violence against egotistical organizers—not because it’s unprincipled behavior but because it’s just not very sustainable and we don’t like being lectured by those peacemaking-coalition-builders about how we have to put our claws away in the face of repeated disrespect.
I wonder if this most recent wave of manliness has gone completely unchecked? At the risk of being painted as a petty bitch or outside agitator by all, I ask you, are we only going to discuss gender justice and sexual harassment when we talk about reproductive rights? I’d much rather see it being brought up by men of color than the white anarcho-femmes who travel to Chiapas every year and try to school me on Zapatism@.
I know people have brought up the opportunism and the egoism in the Grant movement but the thing about all this opportunism and egoism is that patriarchy is like its food. We’re just feeding the beast until it self-congratulates itself into a national Oscar Grant movement tour complete with pictures of organizers on shirts instead of Grant's.
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I'm tempted to begin a conversation applying Marcuse's theory that the market is sustained by sex drive to the activist community in the Bay Area... but I don't want to bore you to death with more of my beating dead horses and it is already a f-ing miracle that you are still reading. I’ll have to brush up on my Marcuse and save that for another rant down the line.
Now that I have gotten all that off of my chest, lets get back to business shall we?... Have you given feedback on the new design?? All you have to do is CLICK HERE!
Yours in dyslexic banter,
Half of Too Sexy for 501c3
p.s. please email me resources, zine and journal articles about riot/rebellion patriarchy. What I have been reading so far is soooo unsatisfying. Feel free to comment on the irony of my rant in light of our new tshirt design (if you think it’s ironic, you obviously don’t get it). Or use the comment section to vent about your experiences with riot/rebellion/disaster patriarchy as well—that’s what we’re here for! I would heart you for it!
Saturday, July 31, 2010
New Design=Yay!
Hi Sexy Literate Dreamgirls, Boys and everything in between and out of the binary!
We’re posting a new design we are working on in the hopes that we can get some feedback.
I wanted to go with "We're not poly! We're building community!" but my co-conspirator did not agree so the original quote by Yosimar Reyes,“We’re not hoes! We’re building community!” is what we are working with.
What do you think?
We’re posting a new design we are working on in the hopes that we can get some feedback.
I wanted to go with "We're not poly! We're building community!" but my co-conspirator did not agree so the original quote by Yosimar Reyes,“We’re not hoes! We’re building community!” is what we are working with.
What do you think?
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Wow there are some Stupid White People at the Anarchist Bookfair
If I have to listen to another lecture from a white person with dreadlocks or a mohawk about why their hair is acceptable, I am going to vomit. With that said, I'm sooooo glad the anarchist bookfair is over!
Thanks to those that dropped by to say hello and purchase a shirt or scarf from Too Sexy for 501c3.
Here are some pics from the fair:
The hot woman with the white glasses was giving out fliers for a zine about the non-profit industrial complex's impact on sex worker rights! yay! yes, she is wearing one of our "Non Profits Can't Riot" T-shirts in pretty pink.
P.s. before you get all upset and write a bunch of rude comments about my remark concerning stupid white people with mohawks or dreads, please click here.
P.s.s. My hermana Victoria told me she helped set up a free hair cutting booth for said stupid white people at humbolt state. You rock, Victoria!
Thanks to those that dropped by to say hello and purchase a shirt or scarf from Too Sexy for 501c3.
Here are some pics from the fair:
The hot woman with the white glasses was giving out fliers for a zine about the non-profit industrial complex's impact on sex worker rights! yay! yes, she is wearing one of our "Non Profits Can't Riot" T-shirts in pretty pink.
P.s. before you get all upset and write a bunch of rude comments about my remark concerning stupid white people with mohawks or dreads, please click here.
P.s.s. My hermana Victoria told me she helped set up a free hair cutting booth for said stupid white people at humbolt state. You rock, Victoria!
Friday, March 12, 2010
Selling Shirts this Weekend at the Anarchist Bookfair!
So although my ideal way to spend the weekend is not with a bunch of smelly hippies and train hopping half shaved headed music snobs, Too Sexy will be at the anarchist book fair selling shirts, warning female bodied folks about the manarchists and passing out copies of the zine, "What are you talking about? Why should I cut my dreads? Whats wrong with a Mohawk?: Answers for white people on appropriation, hair and anti-racist struggle" by Colin Kennedy Donovan and Qwo-Li Driskill.
We have a bunch of fresh pressed Tshirts in large sizes and colorful tanks.
Please stop by and chat us up! especially if you see some sensitive-man-bros crowding our table! We'd much rather make fun of them with you!
Bay Area Anarchist Bookfair
Where: SF County Fair Building, Golden Gate Park
When: Saturday and Sunday, March 13th and 14th
Free – presented by Bound Together Anarchist Collective Bookstore
Sat 3/13 from 10:00 am to 6:00 pm
Sun 3/14 from 11:00 am to 5:00 pm
We have a bunch of fresh pressed Tshirts in large sizes and colorful tanks.
Please stop by and chat us up! especially if you see some sensitive-man-bros crowding our table! We'd much rather make fun of them with you!
Bay Area Anarchist Bookfair
Where: SF County Fair Building, Golden Gate Park
When: Saturday and Sunday, March 13th and 14th
Free – presented by Bound Together Anarchist Collective Bookstore
Sat 3/13 from 10:00 am to 6:00 pm
Sun 3/14 from 11:00 am to 5:00 pm
Monday, February 15, 2010
Happy (belated) Valentine's Day
Thanks for coming out over the weekend to Mangos With Chili's Whipped show and buying more shirts than we have ever sold!
Hope you had a scandalous Valentine's Day and we'll see you Saturday at Whipped's San Francisco show!
Click here for more about Mangos With Chili's "Whipped"
Saturday 2/20
Mama Calizo's Voice Factory, 1519 Mission St, SF
And just a reminder that we are still accepting nominations for the Too Sexy for 501c3 Award. To nominate click here!
Hope you had a scandalous Valentine's Day and we'll see you Saturday at Whipped's San Francisco show!
Click here for more about Mangos With Chili's "Whipped"
Saturday 2/20
Mama Calizo's Voice Factory, 1519 Mission St, SF
And just a reminder that we are still accepting nominations for the Too Sexy for 501c3 Award. To nominate click here!
Monday, February 8, 2010
New Shirts on Sale this weekend and next at "Whipped"!
Thanks for coming out to support Too Sexy for 501c3 at the Bikery's craft fair! We were excited to debut the new shirts and have great conversations around the nonprofit industrial complex's relationship to academia and art. What radical artists receive funding from the Ford Foundation? Guillermo Gomez-Pena?! I know. I know. We don't want to believe it has gotten as bad as it has....
Here is some medicine for your melancholy--Our fierce Too Sexy for 501c3 model and Black diaspora/feminist film scholar, Z, sporting a new T at the craft fair with much sass:
Our new shirts are available this weekend and next at Mangos With Chili Valentine's show, "WHIPPED: QTPOC RECIPES FOR LOVE, SEX, & DISASTER," the second annual show about the miracles, dreams and cream our hearts make. Valentines exchange to follow show, so get your love notes ready!
Friday 2/12 & Saturday 2/13
La Pena, 3105 Shattuck Ave, Berkeley
Saturday 2/20
Mama Calizo's Voice Factory, 1519 Mission St, SF
8pm, $10-15 sliding scale
for more info on the show click here.
See you there!
New Shirts (and Undies) Hot Off The Presses!
Here are some of our new designs. Thank you for the inspiration, we love the way your sexy minds work together! *fans self* We will be back with more inked up second hand shirts galore before you can say "FordGuggenheimCarnegieRockefellerMellonMonopoly"!
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Bunny hates nonprofits too
Octavia proves rabbits are photogenic while we were screening the new shirts to sell at the Bikery's craftfair today. See you there!
Saturday, February 6th
3-5:30pm
Craftfair and Bakesale at the Bikery
2289 international blvd (@23rd ave), oakland --next to EastSide Arts Alliance.
and don't forget that we are still accepting nominations for the Too Sexy for 501c3 status and The New The Man Awards! click here to vote! and lets talk shit today at the craftfair!
Friday, February 5, 2010
Shirts for Sale Tomorrow at the Bikery's Craftfair!
Hey Vixen Readers of the Too Sexy Blog!
Our new shirts will be on sale tomorrow at the Bikery, Cycles for Change's community bike shop!
Come and check them out and lets have a discussion about alternatives to government funding of movement organizations!
Saturday, February 6th
3-5:30pm
at the bikery
2289 international blvd (@23rd ave), oakland --next to EastSide Arts Alliance.
Our new shirts will be on sale tomorrow at the Bikery, Cycles for Change's community bike shop!
Come and check them out and lets have a discussion about alternatives to government funding of movement organizations!
Saturday, February 6th
3-5:30pm
at the bikery
2289 international blvd (@23rd ave), oakland --next to EastSide Arts Alliance.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
INTRODUCING THE "TOO SEXY FOR 501c3" AWARDS!
Apologies for the long absence. We have both been busy in nonprofitville and forgot, just for a second, to dismantle it from the inside with our sultry, bow chica bow wow, sexiness--the nonprofit kryptonite.
Ms. Shoelaces is off in the land of her birth: Texas(!) to check out the Southern Too Sexy movement but upon her return we will be printing the new t-shirt designs.
For now, lets kick off 2010 right--with the TOO SEXY FOR 501C3 AWARDS!!!!!
Yes, you read right: We are excepting nominations for your comrades who rock the boat without a paper trail!
You know, those organizations that are just a group of people in someones messy kitchen who manage to scrap together the little resources they do have and throw a better demo than a temporary coalition of ten nonprofits fighting for housing rights! The ones who with a stick of gum, some eye glitter and spraypaint that can send a message farther than Democracy Now! The ones who don't get paid to revolt and who don't write it in their resumes!
Yes, you know them! They are the ones at the demo who aren't wearing the same shirt as their coworkers! Their banner is a sheet, their signs are cardboard and held up with popsicle sticks! Foundations will not fund them because they are scared to death of the raw honesty that can come blurting out of their mouths at any moment! Nonprofits will not employ them because they have spent time in jail or their skirt is too short or they are simply Too Hardcore for the Ford Foundation.
It is time we recognize those of us that resist the professionalization of community work!
BRING ON THE NOMINATIONS!!
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On the flip side, we will also be accepting nominations for THE NEW THE MAN AWARDS.
The New the Man is for the nonprofit organizations or individuals that are doing the work of the oppressors for them under the 501c3 tax code. Those nonprofits that get funded by the banks that foreclose on homes and then use that funding to 'fight' for housing rights. Those nonprofits that deny our loved ones adequate medical care and then force them to speak out in support of health care in low-income communities. Those nonprofits that are named after Black women from the civil rights movement yet have no Black women in power positions. Those migrant rights groups that backed Hillary Clinton or have an "Obamanos" bumper sticker.
Do you know any Executive Directors that don't pay their employees a living wage and then spend their eco tourist vacation in Costa Rica? What about the Exec directors that use the wrong pronouns and hit on every new young woman doing the phone banking? Or an Exec Director that has never done the phone banking themselves? Now is the time to call them on their shit! Now is the time to start demanding they answer some questions! This outrageous behavior must be stopped!
To nominate, comment here or email thenewtheman (at) gmail dot com.
*You can nominate one individual and one group for both the Too Sexy and New The Man awards.
You can also just let us know who you would like to nominate, you know who we are. ;)
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