Worked on designs over the weekend

Thank you for voting on our new T-shirt designs!

After much discussion, we decided to make most of the screens since we don't actually believe in democracy. It tends to alienate the minority--especially when only a tiny group of conspiring individuals are concentrating the actual power, like Ms. Shoelaces and I. I'm convinced "Too Sexy for 501c3" could swiftly turn oligarchical unless supporters like you learn how to better self advocate so please stop lurking and give us some feedback!

For realz thu, here are some designs we are working on:



What do you think? The bottom two look grayish because they were scanned. of course, all of the designs will be more colorful and on shirts in the end.

Tell us which shirt you want to see next!

Hi Fans and Foes of the post Paperwork Revolution,

We are having some discussions around what we'd like to print next week and we'd love your brilliant input.

So far here are some ideas:

1) I lost my friends to the the NPIC" or "I lost my friends to their non profit jobs"

2) "The NPIC gave me PTSD" (this idea is from Cecilio)

3) "Ivory Tower Hustler" (inspired by master ivory tower hustler, Zakiyyah)

4) "Non Profits are the new The Man" on front. on back, "The means have become the ends."

5) Too Sexy for the Academic Industrial Complex.

Which one do you like the best? or do you have other ideas? email us at thenewtheman (at) g mail dot com or comment here.


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We know the postpaperwork revolution will only come from collective effort! we are excited about your ideas for tshirt (and underwear) slogans you come up with on your short lunchbreak from your nonunionized, low pay, no credit, long houred nonprofit job to save the world. (or your research slave, vision impaired by small book print, florescent lighted, hot for teacher, undergrad/grad school scam). Please send them hot ideas our way and we, or course, credit you (!) on our way to demystify the beast.

found this ww2 picture of hunter's point naval shipyard

You can create your own Too Sexy shirt for FREE!

Do you have a shirt that desperately needs to convey a beyond the nonprofit message? Need to spruce up that old shirt with your nonprofit's logo? Low on cash? We have an option for you! Email Paperwork Revolution at thenewtheman (at) g mail dot com and you can come by the next time we screen so we can dialogue in real life (and not over this cyberchange medium) and you can print your own sassy T!

See you on Sunday at Mangos With Chili East Bay Show!

Come check our our shirts Sunday at the fabulous Mangos with Chili show! Mangos With Chili is a floating cabaret of QTPOC bliss, dreams, sweat, sweets & nightmares.
Sunday we will be selling shirts to benefit their show, "BELOVED: A Requiem for Our Dead because we refuse to forget you."

November 15th, 8PM
Hechos en Califas Festival
La Pena
3105 Shattuck Avenue
Berkeley, CA
$12-16, no one turned away for lack of funds

Shirts on sale at Mangos With Chili Tonight!

Come check our our shirts tonight at the fabulous Mangos with Chili show! Mangos With Chili is a floating cabaret of QTPOC bliss, dreams, sweat, sweets & nightmares.
Tonight we will be selling shirts to benefit their show, "BELOVED: A Requiem for Our Dead because we refuse to forget you."


November 7th, 8PM
The Lab
2948 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
$12-16, no one turned away for lack of funds

November 15th, 8PM
Hechos en Califas Festival
La Pena
3105 Shattuck Avenue
Berkeley, CA
$12-16, no one turned away for lack of funds