Saturday, January 23, 2010

INTRODUCING THE "TOO SEXY FOR 501c3" AWARDS!


Apologies for the long absence. We have both been busy in nonprofitville and forgot, just for a second, to dismantle it from the inside with our sultry, bow chica bow wow, sexiness--the nonprofit kryptonite.

Ms. Shoelaces is off in the land of her birth: Texas(!) to check out the Southern Too Sexy movement but upon her return we will be printing the new t-shirt designs.

For now, lets kick off 2010 right--with the TOO SEXY FOR 501C3 AWARDS!!!!!

Yes, you read right: We are excepting nominations for your comrades who rock the boat without a paper trail!

You know, those organizations that are just a group of people in someones messy kitchen who manage to scrap together the little resources they do have and throw a better demo than a temporary coalition of ten nonprofits fighting for housing rights! The ones who with a stick of gum, some eye glitter and spraypaint that can send a message farther than Democracy Now! The ones who don't get paid to revolt and who don't write it in their resumes!

Yes, you know them! They are the ones at the demo who aren't wearing the same shirt as their coworkers! Their banner is a sheet, their signs are cardboard and held up with popsicle sticks! Foundations will not fund them because they are scared to death of the raw honesty that can come blurting out of their mouths at any moment! Nonprofits will not employ them because they have spent time in jail or their skirt is too short or they are simply Too Hardcore for the Ford Foundation.

It is time we recognize those of us that resist the professionalization of community work!

BRING ON THE NOMINATIONS!!

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On the flip side, we will also be accepting nominations for THE NEW THE MAN AWARDS.

The New the Man is for the nonprofit organizations or individuals that are doing the work of the oppressors for them under the 501c3 tax code. Those nonprofits that get funded by the banks that foreclose on homes and then use that funding to 'fight' for housing rights. Those nonprofits that deny our loved ones adequate medical care and then force them to speak out in support of health care in low-income communities. Those nonprofits that are named after Black women from the civil rights movement yet have no Black women in power positions. Those migrant rights groups that backed Hillary Clinton or have an "Obamanos" bumper sticker.


Do you know any Executive Directors that don't pay their employees a living wage and then spend their eco tourist vacation in Costa Rica? What about the Exec directors that use the wrong pronouns and hit on every new young woman doing the phone banking? Or an Exec Director that has never done the phone banking themselves? Now is the time to call them on their shit! Now is the time to start demanding they answer some questions! This outrageous behavior must be stopped!


To nominate, comment here or email thenewtheman (at) gmail dot com.

*You can nominate one individual and one group for both the Too Sexy and New The Man awards.

You can also just let us know who you would like to nominate, you know who we are. ;)

Monday, November 30, 2009

Worked on designs over the weekend

Thank you for voting on our new T-shirt designs!

After much discussion, we decided to make most of the screens since we don't actually believe in democracy. It tends to alienate the minority--especially when only a tiny group of conspiring individuals are concentrating the actual power, like Ms. Shoelaces and I. I'm convinced "Too Sexy for 501c3" could swiftly turn oligarchical unless supporters like you learn how to better self advocate so please stop lurking and give us some feedback!

For realz thu, here are some designs we are working on:



What do you think? The bottom two look grayish because they were scanned. of course, all of the designs will be more colorful and on shirts in the end.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Tell us which shirt you want to see next!


Hi Fans and Foes of the post Paperwork Revolution,

We are having some discussions around what we'd like to print next week and we'd love your brilliant input.

So far here are some ideas:

1) I lost my friends to the the NPIC" or "I lost my friends to their non profit jobs"

2) "The NPIC gave me PTSD" (this idea is from Cecilio)

3) "Ivory Tower Hustler" (inspired by master ivory tower hustler, Zakiyyah)

4) "Non Profits are the new The Man" on front. on back, "The means have become the ends."

5) Too Sexy for the Academic Industrial Complex.

Which one do you like the best? or do you have other ideas? email us at thenewtheman (at) g mail dot com or comment here.


Hurry up and comment! Voting is almost closed!

We know the postpaperwork revolution will only come from collective effort! we are excited about your ideas for tshirt (and underwear) slogans you come up with on your short lunchbreak from your nonunionized, low pay, no credit, long houred nonprofit job to save the world. (or your research slave, vision impaired by small book print, florescent lighted, hot for teacher, undergrad/grad school scam). Please send them hot ideas our way and we, or course, credit you (!) on our way to demystify the beast.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

found this ww2 picture of hunter's point naval shipyard

You can create your own Too Sexy shirt for FREE!

Do you have a shirt that desperately needs to convey a beyond the nonprofit message? Need to spruce up that old shirt with your nonprofit's logo? Low on cash? We have an option for you! Email Paperwork Revolution at thenewtheman (at) g mail dot com and you can come by the next time we screen so we can dialogue in real life (and not over this cyberchange medium) and you can print your own sassy T!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

See you on Sunday at Mangos With Chili East Bay Show!


Come check our our shirts Sunday at the fabulous Mangos with Chili show! Mangos With Chili is a floating cabaret of QTPOC bliss, dreams, sweat, sweets & nightmares.
Sunday we will be selling shirts to benefit their show, "BELOVED: A Requiem for Our Dead because we refuse to forget you."

November 15th, 8PM
Hechos en Califas Festival
La Pena
3105 Shattuck Avenue
Berkeley, CA
$12-16, no one turned away for lack of funds

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Shirts on sale at Mangos With Chili Tonight!



Come check our our shirts tonight at the fabulous Mangos with Chili show! Mangos With Chili is a floating cabaret of QTPOC bliss, dreams, sweat, sweets & nightmares.
Tonight we will be selling shirts to benefit their show, "BELOVED: A Requiem for Our Dead because we refuse to forget you."


November 7th, 8PM
The Lab
2948 16th St
San Francisco, CA 94103
$12-16, no one turned away for lack of funds

November 15th, 8PM
Hechos en Califas Festival
La Pena
3105 Shattuck Avenue
Berkeley, CA
$12-16, no one turned away for lack of funds